Robotics

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Because everyone loves robots… even Jesus!

Buyer beware: This harmless looking robot is just a decoy. We all know the “Chinese are inventing fire-breathing robot armies to destroy Christian America! And anyone in their right mind fears a gigantic Godless firebreathing robot designed to burn the life out of all things good and moral.”

Let me introduce you to a kinder, gentler robot. Tweenbots are simple motorized cardboard bots created by New Yorker, Kacie Kinzer, that rely on human interaction to reach their destination. Dependent on human empathy for anthropomorphic objects, these robots travel throughout the city, unharmed, and amazingly, they always achieve their mission.
Designed at the University of Pennsylvania, this robot is made of modules that can recognize each other and it can reassemble itself after it’s been pulled apart. Not quite sure what else it can do, but I’m guessing it’s just a preliminary prototype for the life-sized, blazing sword-wielding, Voltron we’ve all been waiting for. You know, because the only use for robots is to destroy our adversaries in battle. King Zarkon, be forewarned.


More proof that robots are evil:


For brevity’s sake, I’ll just link you to the next video. In the future, we'll all need to know how to speak robot language in order to protect ourselves from their fiery breath of destruction. So go learn how binary numbers work in 60 seconds to get a head start and teach your children. Human civilization depends on it!

via ChristWire.org

From the page: “Only weeks ago I warned everyone about the evil hordes of Chinese who will come and kill us all dead with their clone armies and biological weapons!

People of faith took heart and prayed while the foolish liberals laughed it up, calling the communist Chinese our allies despite their transgressions in World War 2 and crashing our economy.

Now who’s laughing as shocking video footage from China shows that these atheistic wonders have manged to create giant fire breathing robots!

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people and again you should be too Don’t let people tell you are racist for feeling this way, because anyone in their right mind fears a gigantic Godless firebreathing robot designed to burn the life out of all things good and moral.”